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The results of a computerized survey indicate the perfect minister preaches exactly fifteen minutes. He condemns sins but never upsets anyone. He works from 8:00 AM until midnight and is also a janitor. He makes $50 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $50 weekly to the poor. He is 28 years old and has preached 30 years.




He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all of his time with senior citizens. The perfect minister smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work. He makes 15 calls daily on congregation families, shut-ins and the hospitalized, and is always in his office when needed.



If your minister does not measure up, simply send this letter to six other churches that are tired of their minister, too. Then bundle up your minister and send him to the church on the top of the list. In one week, you will receive 1,643 ministers and one of them will be perfect. Have faith in this procedure.



One church broke the chain and got its old minister back in less than three weeks....so don't break the chain.


4 comments:

  1. LOL - this cracked me up - I needed a good laugh (and Coffee)

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  2. Too...Too funny and LAUGH OUT LOUD (I dislike those short word thingees) is what I did. I almost woke up Seamus!

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  3. As a public service, I broke the chain

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  4. Too...Too funny and LAUGH OUT LOUD (I dislike those short word thingees) is what I did. I almost woke up Seamus!

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